It’s pouring outside. Grrrr… umbrellas go missing in my house the way socks do. Urban legend enthusiasts believe there is an astrological black hole in every home where socks accumulate. If fortunate enough to find this place in my home, I may find a few umbrellas, along with missing earrings, the VCR remote, and other objects that seem to magically get up and walk away. BTW, similar to the FBI, there is the Bureau of Missing Socks (www.funbureau.com), an organization devoted to solving the missing sock mystery.